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Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always
L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It
am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS
am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes
Patient: And how much will it cost
Dentist: It's $99
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet
Man: Please register my complaint, my computer is stolen
Police constable: Is internet also stolen
Customer: I'd like a mouse mat, please
Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety
Customer: Make sure it is compatible with my computer
Define Politician: A person who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after that
Q. What's the difference between a politician and a vampire
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night
Q. How can you tell when a politician is lying
A. His lips are moving
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour
A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions
Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question
A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband?s drinking habit
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head
Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful
Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also. He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me
A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher. Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer, "I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk. "Don?t worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor. He was treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen
1st customer: "I'll have tea
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean
Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today
Santa: If I die, will you remarry
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Banta: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Santa: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running
