It's not true if I say moonlight won't die with its red face when you're not here. But believe it when you're here, the little tiny hole of hope to horizon won't catch the dark disappointment of night

حقیقت ندارد اگر بگویم صبح نمی شود، صورت تب دار مهتاب، وقتی تو نیستی. اما این را باور کن که وقتی تو هستی، نقطه کوچک رو به افق امید من، به سیاهی نا امیدی شب نمی رسد.

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When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it. When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that

It is the true season of love,when we know that we alone can love,that no one could ever have loved before us and that no one will ever love in the same way after us...Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

این فصل , فصل حقیقی عشق است.زمانی که متوجه می شویم  ما تنها می توانیم عشق بورزیم و هیچکس نتوانسته مانند ما در قدیم((پیش از ما)) عشق بورزد و هیچکس نخواهد توانست که همانند ما در اینده عشق بورزد...........گوته ((شاعر هندی))

با تشکر از پویا ((عضو وبلاگ))

If the atom can have so much energy, what to say about man? About this  small flame of consciousness in man? If some day this small flame bursts

forth, it is bound to become an infinite source of energy and light.that's how it has happened to Buddha or to a jesus

توسط پویا (عضو وبلاگ)

Love is a mirror.a real relationship is a mirror in which two lovers see each other's faces and recognize god.it is a path towards god

عشق آیینه ای است..یک رابطه واقعی آیینه ای است که دو عاشق صورت یکدیگر را می بینند و خداوند را می شناسند. عشق جاده ای به سوی خدا  است.

توسط پویا (عضو وبلاگ)

friendship isn 't the collection of hearts.it is the selection of hearts.all friends are not true,and true friends are few,including a friend like you

دوستی کلکسیون و مجموعه قلب ها نیست, بلکه انتخاب هایی از قلب هستند. همه دوستان ,دوست واقعی نیستند و دوستان واقعی بسیار کم هستند, شامل شما هم می شود. 

time is like a river ,you can not touch the same wather twice ,because the flow that has passed will never pass again so enjoy every moment of your life

 زمان همانند رودخانه ای است که تو نمی توانی دوبار آن را لمس نمایی , زیرا جریانی که گذشت هرگز برنمی گردد.پس سعی کن در زندگی از هر  لحظه آن لذت ببری...

the best song of my love is your heart beatings ,and the best day of my life is the time that i see you

بهترین آهنگ در عشق من صدای تپش قلب تو است و بهترین روز در زندگی من زمان دیدار تو است.  

you can't find the love which not be lie......i want to find one who love my behaviour more than my appearense

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listen and silent are two words with same alphabets and are very important for friendship because only a true friend can listen to you when you are silent

i love the love which not be lie,which hasn t any sorrow,which is become to me because she love my appereance,she love my behaviour

با تشکر از سعید(عضو بلاگ) 

your joy is your sorrow unmasked and the self same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears

با تشکر از خانم سارا یعغوب زاده(عضو بلاگ)

when god opened window of heaven,he saw me and ask"what is your wish for today?" i said "lord ,please take care of the person who's reading his note and viewing this website

if you found yourself in a dark room...walls around you are red...and blood comes from everywhere...don 't be scared!!!becuse you are in my heart 

if you hear breaking a glass don't be ashamed.that was my heart that has been broken because of being alone 

Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
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Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
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Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
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Narada
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Yama
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Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup Hanuman Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest
and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
to trace out the lion.

7. The Banta's Method:
DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION. 

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 

1) That's not right.................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk

5) Small horse........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great.................................................. Fa Kin Su Pah 

do you ever have pay attention to alefabet and compare it to real life

A ,B ,C ,D ,E ,F ,G

a boy can do everything for girls

G ,F ,E ,D ,C ,B ,A

Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again  

 

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if you love a person,no leave whom simply.maby you won t like anyone as big as whom and don t leave simply the person who love you becuse maby never anyone love you like whom 

از کسی که دوستش داری ساده دست نکش. شايد ديگه هيچ کس رو مثل اون دوست نداشته باشی و از کسی هم که دوستت داره بی تفاوت عبور نکن .چون شايد هيچ وقت ،هيچ کس تو رو مثل اون دوست نداشته.

با تشکر از دوست خوبمان اهو

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Some say love it is a river that drowns with the tender reed

Some say love it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed

Some say love it is a hunger, an endless achaean need

میگن که:

عشق همانند دریایی است که الت های موسیقی ان انسان را غرق میکند.

عشق مانند تیغی است که خون تو را می طلبد.

عشق مانند گرسنگی بی شد از حدی است که غذا می خواهد.

                                                                    girls are like an internet viruse

they enter your life, scan your pocket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile and hang you for ever

دختر ها مثل ویروس اینترنتی هستند.

انها وارد زندگی مردها میشن, جیب لباس و کت شمارا جست و جوی میکنند و پولهایتان را  برداشت  میکنند و مشکلاتشان را ذخیره میکنند و خنده تون را پاک میکنند و شما را برای همیشه از یاد می برند.

 one stone is enough to break a glass , one sentence is enough to break a heart , one second is enough to fall in love,and one friend is enough to live all life

یک سنگ کافیه تا شیشه ای را بشکند , یک جمله کافیه تا قلبی را بشکنه , یک ثانیه کافیه تا عاشق کسی بشی و یک دوست کافیه برای زندگی در تمام عمر.

Oooh , when I have my lover with me
I am not scared anymore , I am not scared anymore

آه , آنگاه که محبوبم در کنارم است
دیگر هراسی ندارم , دیگر هراسی ندارم

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